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Post by nyjyrk on Nov 1, 2007 3:47:46 GMT -5
My team on Texas is named after heavy metal singers. (Pipes...singers...get it?) Glenn DanzigLead Singer of the Misfits, Samhain, Danzig. Chuck BillyLead Singer for TestamentTom ArayaLead Singer of SlayerDave MustaineLead Singer of MegadethRonnie James DioLead Singer for Rainbow, Black Sabbath (replaced Ozzie Ozborne), DioJoey BelladonnaLead Singer for AnthraxLemmy KilmisterLead singer of MotorheadRob HalfordLead Singer of Judas Priest, Fight, HalfordSteve SouzaLead Singer of ExodusJames HetfieldLead Singer for MetallicaMike MuirLead Singer for Suicidal Tendencies, Infecious Grooves, Cyco Miko Peter SteeleLead singer of Type O NegativeBobby EllsworthLead Singer of OverkillGeoff TateLead singer of QueensrycheRotation- Micheal KiskeLead singer of HelloweenCorey TaylorLead Singer of Slipknot, Stone SourKurt BrechtLead Singer of D.R.I.In the pen- Ozzie OsborneLead Singer of Black Sabbath, Ozzie OsbornePhil AnselmoLead Singer of Pantera, DownWayne StaticSinger for Static X
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Post by tomservo on Nov 1, 2007 8:13:47 GMT -5
I met wayne static 8 or 9 years ago at a sick of it all show. He was a huge prick.
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Post by basenoc on Nov 26, 2007 15:01:54 GMT -5
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Post by nyjyrk on Dec 18, 2007 12:47:30 GMT -5
Due to rapid decline in his attributes, Bobby Ellsworth was cut. He was an underachiever as it was, hitting about 100 HRs in 8 seasons with a power rate of 98. He has been replaced by..... Bruce DickinsonNamed for the lead singer of Samson, Iron Maiden, solo artist
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Post by nyjyrk on Jan 3, 2008 0:13:25 GMT -5
Due to his rapid drop in attributes after his 8th season, Rob Halford had to be cut. He was a very good leadoff hitter, hitting near .500 for his career. He had decent pop in his bat as well, as he reached 100+ HRs. His 99 speed added to his 80+ agression meant he stole quite a number of bases. He will be missed. We announce the arrival of our first female member of the band...err team. Morgan LanderNamed for the lead singer of Kittie.
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Post by nyjyrk on Feb 1, 2008 23:10:42 GMT -5
Due to the ineffectiveness of his knuckleball, Phil Anselmo had to be released. This high up in division, knuckleballers tend to be ineffective, and he really has not trained well since day one. Please welcome the newest pitcher in the Bawbag Metal Pipes bullpen.... John BushNamed for the former lead singer of Armored Saint, and Anthrax (replaced Joey Belladonna)
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Post by nyjyrk on Feb 18, 2008 23:21:07 GMT -5
Old age has caught up to Ozzie Osborne, and he has retired at the end of the season. His replacement will begin as the teams closer unless he can't fulfill the duties. Derrick Green is named after the current lead singer of Sepultura, and Rhythmic Breathing. Previously with Outface, Overfiend, and Alpha Jerk.
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