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Bawbag Metal Pipes
« Thread Started on Nov 1, 2007, 3:47am »		[Quote]
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My team on Texas is named after heavy metal singers. (Pipes...singers...get it?)

Glenn Danzig
Lead Singer of the Misfits, Samhain, Danzig.
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Chuck Billy
Lead Singer for Testament
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Tom Araya
Lead Singer of Slayer
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Dave Mustaine
Lead Singer of Megadeth
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Ronnie James Dio
Lead Singer for Rainbow, Black Sabbath (replaced Ozzie Ozborne), Dio
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Joey Belladonna
Lead Singer for Anthrax
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Lemmy Kilmister
Lead singer of Motorhead
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Rob Halford
Lead Singer of Judas Priest, Fight, Halford
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Steve Souza
Lead Singer of Exodus
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James Hetfield
Lead Singer for Metallica
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Mike Muir
Lead Singer for Suicidal Tendencies, Infecious Grooves, Cyco Miko
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Peter Steele
Lead singer of Type O Negative
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Bobby Ellsworth
Lead Singer of Overkill
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Geoff Tate
Lead singer of Queensryche
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Rotation-
Micheal Kiske
Lead singer of Helloween
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Corey Taylor
Lead Singer of Slipknot, Stone Sour
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Kurt Brecht
Lead Singer of D.R.I.
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In the pen-
Ozzie Osborne
Lead Singer of Black Sabbath, Ozzie Osborne
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Phil Anselmo
Lead Singer of Pantera, Down
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Wayne Static
Singer for Static X
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Re: Bawbag Metal Pipes
« Reply #1 on Nov 1, 2007, 8:13am »		[Quote]
I met wayne static 8 or 9 years ago at a sick of it all show. He was a huge prick.
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Re: Bawbag Metal Pipes
« Reply #2 on Nov 26, 2007, 3:01pm »		[Quote]
Two of your boys passed away, Kevin Dubrow and Casey Calvert. http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2007/1....ert-found-dead/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW2J_UZ8lQU
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« Reply #3 on Dec 18, 2007, 12:47pm »		[Quote]
Due to rapid decline in his attributes, Bobby Ellsworth was cut. He was an underachiever as it was, hitting about 100 HRs in 8 seasons with a power rate of 98.

He has been replaced by.....

Bruce Dickinson
Named for the lead singer of Samson, Iron Maiden, solo artist
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« Reply #4 on Jan 3, 2008, 12:13am »		[Quote]
Due to his rapid drop in attributes after his 8th season, Rob Halford had to be cut. He was a very good leadoff hitter, hitting near .500 for his career. He had decent pop in his bat as well, as he reached 100+ HRs. His 99 speed added to his 80+ agression meant he stole quite a number of bases. He will be missed.

We announce the arrival of our first female member of the band...err team.

Morgan Lander
Named for the lead singer of Kittie.
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« Reply #5 on Feb 1, 2008, 11:10pm »		[Quote]
Due to the ineffectiveness of his knuckleball, Phil Anselmo had to be released. This high up in division, knuckleballers tend to be ineffective, and he really has not trained well since day one.

Please welcome the newest pitcher in the Bawbag Metal Pipes bullpen....


John Bush
Named for the former lead singer of Armored Saint, and Anthrax (replaced Joey Belladonna)
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« Reply #6 on Feb 18, 2008, 11:21pm »		[Quote]
Old age has caught up to Ozzie Osborne, and he has retired at the end of the season. His replacement will begin as the teams closer unless he can't fulfill the duties.

Derrick Green is named after the current lead singer of Sepultura, and Rhythmic Breathing. Previously with Outface, Overfiend, and Alpha Jerk.
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